Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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