remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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