I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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