it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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