My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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