On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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