No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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