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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Randomize