She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
