dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
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