office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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