I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
