so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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