Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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