i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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