I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
splinters make it hard to masturbate
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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