Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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