i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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