me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Holy sore nipples Batman
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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