I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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