yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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