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This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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