This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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