it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Drake has all the answers
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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