I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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