Dual....:-)
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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