I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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