you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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