this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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