Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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