i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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