New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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