i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize
