Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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