Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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