Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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