There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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