Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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