i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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