You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
