ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i wish my penis had a tongue
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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