She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
