am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
do nipples grow back?
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