Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Randomize
