i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Still dying that you shit outside
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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