I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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