Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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