Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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