pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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