I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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