Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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