Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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